Starting things off, Milftastic is one of the more popular cougar dating sites where sexy stepmoms are looking to meet up with younger men. It’s come to my attention that Milftastic is actually starting to pick up some speed in the world of ‘meet and fuck’ sites/apps.
I needed to find out why, so I came up with enough money to sign up for a month ($39.95) in order to give the most detailed review possible.
It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it. Here’s our complete Milftastic review.
Recommended MILF Dating Sites
While we can’t give Milftastic a strong recommendation, there are some better dating sites where you’ll have better chances. Here are our top recommended apps for finding yourself a sexy cougar.
While Fuckbook isn’t a MILF hookup site specifically, it’s got plenty of real women, many of which are cougars who want to find a younger guy to fuck. It’s one of the older dating services out there, and it’s still one of the best. We can always recommend this site, no matter what specifically you’re looking for.
If you want a site dedicated to finding MILFs only, Milfaholic may be your best bet. While compared to more general sites like AFF, it doesn’t have as many members or as much activity, it does have real horny cougars who can’t wait to have sex. It’s a much better site than Milftastic.
First Impressions
Who doesn’t want to meet and fuck rich, hot MILFs? I mean, if fucking someone’s mom and enjoying a nice crustless PB&J is wrong then I don’t want to be right.
Milftastic.com gives you the opportunity to meet bangin’ older ladies with little effort, and the signup page shows it. Right from the get-go, you’re greeted by tons of potential matches and MILFs as far as the eye can see.
The sign-up process is actually pretty easy too. All you have to do is enter your email address, birthday, username, and you’re good to go. You can start looking through your news feed in no time, which is a nice break from the usual bullshit meet and fuck sites try to pull on you. There’s not a gross amount of ads either, which is refreshing.
After you start looking through your newsfeed, it’s easy to see that the user base isn’t all that active on this site, which can sometimes be a red flag. I had to scroll through quite a bit of obviously fake profiles just to get to the good ones. The layout of the website, however, isn’t low quality, unlike the pictures on these profiles.
Seriously, these JPGs are looking borderline deep-fried compared to the HD stock images covering this site.
Features
One of the most enticing features Milftastic advertises is the chance to meet a sugar mama who will suck my dick, AND buy me presents. It almost sounds too good to be true.
The rest of the features don’t really seem to compare though. You get a newsfeed that lets you see what people are posting and who has recently viewed your profile. Basically just covers all the bases for a ‘meet and fuck’ site. Nothing special here.
Milftastic also has a message board so you can see who has sent you a message recently and so you can keep track of all the hot moms sending you IMs. Even without a profile picture, I’m still somehow receiving dozens of messages a day. Something’s fishy here.
There’s also something called a ‘friend request fee’ as well as a ‘date request fee,’ which seems to be a way for you to empty your checking account at the speed of sound. So far, I’m not impressed.
Pricing and Membership Details
Although Milftastic claims to be 100% free, it’s obviously not. I had to enter my card info just to verify my age, but then it throws a big membership page at you so you can pay with the touch of a button. Even if you just want to check out the site for three days, there’s an option to do that for $8.90.
If my experience with cougar dating sites has taught me anything, that $8.90 charge is probably recurring so… watch out for that.
There’s also the option to pay $39.95 for a month of membership, $49.95 for two months, and finally a three-month subscription to the site for $69.90. Kinky right?
When you sign up for Milftastic, you might not get laid, but you’ll definitely be getting fucked. That’s for sure.
Be careful if you buy the membership because there might be a catch that makes you pay an extra monthly fee for some unknown thing. To be honest, this site seems to be throwing one scam after another at you every chance it gets.
Pros
On the plus side, Milftastic does a few things right.
I really enjoy the way their messenger organizes my matches and profile views. There’s a simple way to directly message someone based on their profile picture without actually having to load up their entire profile.
Of course, this wouldn’t be a MILF site if it weren’t full of moms you’d like to fuck, so after browsing a ton of profiles, I can say confidently – I would fuck these moms. Once you get past a few of the suspiciously hot cougars, you can start to look at the real ladies who want to take care of you.
I’d say the biggest pro about this dating service is just getting the chance to talk to sexy older women and possibly fostering a scandalous, secret relationship with one, or more, of them.
Cons
Yeesh, OK. So as far as dating sites go, Milftastic is about as plain as white rice. I’m not saying it’s boring. It’s just exactly what you’d think it is.
There’s an overwhelming amount of fake profiles to sift through, which is frustrating. I know this because I’m signed up for other cougar dating sites that use the same stolen pictures that are displayed on this site. Also, somehow these hot American ladies don’t quite have a grasp on how the English language works because their profiles are full of broken English.
As if the fake profiles weren’t enough, there’s a ton of automated messages that get sent to our message board that seem to reach no end. Nothing grinds my gears more than getting tricked into a conversation with a robot posing as a hot MILF. Some other Milftastic reviews seem to agree this is a huge problem.
One of the more annoying things about Milftastic is the inability to cancel your membership anywhere on the site. You thought canceling your Brazzers membership was hard? Just wait till you’re knee-deep in fake MILF messages and you’re screaming for help. You’ll have to contact customer support to cancel.
If you’re a design snob like me, a big con that gets overlooked on Milftastic is the layout. It just seems so lazy. If I didn’t know this was a real website, I might mistake the homepage for someone’s “Intro to Web Design” project. Yikes.
Conclusion
I was lured in with the promise of finding a hot single MILF with a taste for younger dudes, but now I see what this site is. If you want to meet older women for sex, this isn’t the best dating site to do it.
Milftastic can be hard to use, and the members aren’t very convincing in my option. The pricing is also a little steep so I wouldn’t recommend giving them your credit card number unless you want to spend the next 20 years running from the IRS.
Next time you feel like nuzzling up to a fox that looks like Stiffler’s mom, remember that it won’t be cheap. You might be better off just walking to the nearest dive bar and hitting on moms there. I’m giving Milftastic 2/5 stars for being slightly entertaining, but mostly disappointing.