Milfaholic

Milfaholic Review [ Read This Before Signing Up ]

If you're having a hard time satisfying your hunger for MILFs then you're probably looking into signing up for an account on Milfaholic.com.

Before you spend your hard earned money on this site, you'll want to hear what I have to say. I spent the past 3 weeks using the site so I could review it for the world, so let's go into it.

  • First Impressions

    OK, so MILFs are hot. We know that, but these MILFs are above and beyond smoking - one would say they're milftastic. If you feel the need to do your civic duty and call the fire department, don't worry. That's normal.

    When you log into the site, you're greeted with babes from all over the globe who come complete with 'fun mom energy' like you wouldn't believe. I know that some of these profiles have to be fake but, cmon. The first time I entered the site, I didn't know what to do with myself, so after I picked myself up off the floor, I sent a few messages here and there.

    Usually sending messages on a 'meet and fuck' site will get you nowhere fast. It's always "check me out on cam tonight!" or "this user is not online.", But on Milfoholic I was pleased to discover that these women are actually interested in having conversations. I guess I've been spending too much time on lesser sites when I should have been focusing my efforts here.

    The site has a nice, simple vibe to it that isn't uncommon but isn't very impressive either. But what does it matter? There are naked chicks on the homepage, so obviously, something feels right about it.

    In order to do a full review of this cougar dating site, I had to cough up $29.95 to experience everything it has to offer. It's time to find out if it was all worth it.

  • Features

    Search - The search function isn't a new thing, but the search function used on Milfaholic has some tricks up its sleeve. You can search for female members by age, location, username, and even by newest members. This allows you to send messages to a local stepmom who's recently signed up and needs a strapping young man to show her how it all works.

    Quickie 10 - This is a unique feature that makes finding matches easy. It uses the sites own scientific matchmaking connections to pair you up with the perfect older woman. The riper the berry, the sweeter the juice, right?

    Friends Network - A lot like Facebook, Milfaholic lets you add friends on the site and browse them from your 'friend network' so you can eventually grow the balls to send one of them a message that'll make you more appetizing than her morning multi-vitamin.

    Favorites - The favorites list will be your go-to list of moms that you like to message. I found it easier to quickly select from my set list of favorites instead of using the search function or scrolling through my entire friend list. Sending messages is also even easier with the favorites because of the 'quick message' button.

    It's hard to bash this site, but looking at it from a different angle it's easy to see that it features aren't very unique or uncommon. Most social media apps have these same features plus more. I know it's just a cougar dating site, but I still feel like I should be getting a little more functionality from a site that charges me almost $30 per month.

  • Pricing and Membership Details

    To be honest, the membership fees for Milfaholic are a little steep. If you're not sure if you want to invest your hard earned money into a website as sketchy as this one, you can pay $8.90 for a three-day trial. Testing the waters on a dating site is never a bad idea, but taking the full plunge is way more fun.

    A one-month membership is going to cost you $29.95 and it renews every month until you cancel it. You have to be careful here because it's easy to forget you're signed up for 5 different online dating sites and end up draining your checking account.

    If you're committed to finding the perfect MILF for you, you can save a little money with the two-month subscription and only pay $49.95. There's also an option to pay $69.90 for a three-month subscription. I found it odd that there was no option for a one-year subscription, but it must be because the creators of Milfaholic are just that confident that you'll meet someone.

    Finding someone who likes making love at midnight isn't too difficult if you've got the paid membership. You still have to chat up older ladies in just the right way, but it's simple to connect with matches and get that conversation rolling.

    I found that the best way to get these women to chat you up is by asking them about themselves. Everyone loves talking about themselves so you really can't go wrong there. Let them know you're interested in whatever they're interested in. If she doesn't reply, just keep your chin up and start thinking about what you want to send your next match.

  • Pros

    If you think every girl on this site is legit, you'd be wrong. However, most of the women are actually real. I know this because I've had multiple conversations with more than a few of them, even one with my old math professor. She's a smokeshow for sure, and she knows it.

    I have to give Milfaholic points for somehow attracting so many cuties to their site. I guess hot moms are just as eager to meet horny young men as horny young men are to meet them. Impotent husbands probably. Maybe menopause.

    The news feed system is great. It's a breeze to scroll through your friends' posts with the sites simple timeline design. There was more than a few times where I caught myself getting lost in the rabbit hole that is Milfaholic.com.

    The site also seems to be very lively. An active user base is important to any social media platform, but Milfahoolic seems to be taking it above and beyond regarding web traffic. Not only are tons of moms checking out the site, but they seem to be actually using it too.

    It's too often that I sign up for a cougar dating app/site like this one, only to discover that almost nobody is using it. This time I was pleasantly surprised by how many people were posting, commenting, and writing long-winded posts about their most recent sexual experience. It was really a thrill to look around at all the activity.

  • Cons

    Although the design of the website isn't bad, the load times are. You shouldn't have too many tabs open when you're using it because you don't want your browser to crash. Occasionally (maybe three times) my browser crashed, but it wasn't as annoying as the bots.

    Like I said before, not every profile can be real, and they have to lure people in somehow. Sadly about once a day my inbox would get flooded by spam from some fake mom I matched with, and it got a little frustrating sometimes - especially when you've been chatting with a senior smokeshow for 2 hours before she starts sending you random links to her cam site or whatever.

    Even though you're paying an arm and a leg for their service, Milfaholic somehow gets away with showing ads on their site constantly. These aren't little sidebar ads either. They're those ones that are moving GIFs that draw your eye in and give you motion sickness.

  • Conclusion

    On my quest to find the hottest moms on the face of this earth, I found Milfaholic.com and it might have been the luckiest break I've had in a while. Matching with hotties that have professional careers is a pretty big turn on. Sending dirty messages to these single ladies is addicting as hell.

    Trading phone number with your old math teacher is enough to sign me up on alone but combined with the user activity on the site; it's a done deal. Even though it's pricey and kind of broken, I found myself having a good time.

    I'd give Milfaholic a decent 3/5 stars. It can hold it's own against some of the bigger cougar dating sites, but it's not really anything special. Not yet at least.

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